i are smrt

It has recently come to my attention that my posts here at Zhoudynasty lacks any sort of deeper meaning nor do they shed light onto what's going on in my head. At first I refused to believe that my writing was as simple and plain as a piece of white bread, as deep and thoughtful as an ashtray. However when I went back to read my archives and I must admit they are plain and simple. In fact, if you didn't know me, you would probably think that I'm as dumb as a rock and had a mental cap of a 12 year old. So what should I do to show that I'm not as dumb as a rock? Should I start writing about the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Well we all know that the answer is 42! You know why? No not because the planet Uranus' north and south poles face the sun 42 years before switching. It's also not because this is the number of teeth wolves and dogs have. It's not because this is the number of US gallons of oil contained in one barrel of oil. Definately not because it's the age at which Elvis died! You're thinking it's because it is the weight of an iPod nano in grams (buy me one), WRONG! I'll tell you why 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything... actually I'm still working on that with Google, come back tomorrow.